Funny Father's Day Messages Dad Will Actually Laugh At

Father's Day is coming up, and this is your sign to get Dad a gift he's actually going to love.

Whether you're sending brownies, donuts or a delicious dessert gift box, no Father's Day gift is complete without a card. But if you've ever sat staring at a blank card wondering what to write in a Father's Day card, you're definitely not alone.

The good news? Father's Day messages don't have to be serious to be meaningful. Sometimes the best Father's Day card messages are the ones that make Dad laugh, smile or roll his eyes at a terrible joke.

If you're looking for funny Father's Day messages to pair with your gift, we've got you covered.

Dad Life Themed

• Thanks for always being there, Dad. Especially when something needed assembling.
• Father's Day calories don't count. It's basically science.
• We were going to get you a trophy, but dessert seemed more useful.
• You're the king of the BBQ and the ruler of remote controls.
• Thanks for your wisdom, patience and ability to fix things with duct tape.
• Dad, thanks for all the lifts, life lessons and unsolicited weather updates.
• Dad, you've earned a day off. The DIY projects can wait.
• Thanks for always knowing the answer. Even when you didn't.

Dad Joke Themed

• We got you dessert. Please don't make us listen to another dad joke in return.
• Father's Day is your chance to tell the same story for the hundredth time.
• Thanks for keeping the family entertained with jokes nobody asked for.
• Dad jokes are proof that confidence is more important than comedy.
• Another year older, another year funnier.*

*Results may vary.

Dessert Themed

• This box contains your official Father's Day reward.
• Consider this a sweet thank you for putting up with us.
• Sharing is caring. But today, we're willing to make an exception.
• We figured you'd prefer brownies over more socks and jocks.
• Dad, you've earned something sweeter than another Father's Day tie.
• Love you, Dad. Now eat the brownies.

Make Father's Day Extra Sweet

A thoughtful gift paired with a funny Father's Day card message is a guaranteed way to make Dad's day. Whether he's the king of the BBQ, the master of DIY projects or the family comedian, a personalised message adds that extra touch to your Father's Day gift.

Browse our range of Father's Day dessert gifts and fun greeting cards to find the perfect combination for Dad this year.