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Savage Fortune Cookies

Savage Fortune Cookies

Regular price $39.00 Sale

Fortune Cookies that speak the truth! None of this ‘you will live a happy life’ bullshit.

These Fortune Cookies are harsh and speak the truth!

Fortunes include:

"You make me hard"

"You’re a cunt"

"Your friends are being paid to love you" 

AND MORE!

Box comes with 10 fortune cookies.

    Free personalized message included.

    Note- the cookies are chosen at random and the same fortune may appear more than once 

    Dessert Boxes reserves the right to substitute products and items when products or ingredients may not be available. All substitutions are of similar quality and value. May contain traces of nuts.